Is it true that if you hit a midget on the head with a stick you get 40 gold coins?

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Knowledge is everything my friend because "small" doesn't mean they can't fight back! Try a "little person" going up your leg like a rusty can opener! They can do almost anything you can and, from what I've learned about them are far more intelligent!

One might hope that a monetary award is involved as it will be needed to post one's bail when they arrested for assault and battery.

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