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If three astronauts are in a canoe flying over the Gobi desert and they crash how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

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It depends on how fast they were flying and the size of the dog.

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Where is Ted Kennedy on this day? Double the pancakes. Size of the dog house could also affect the hysteresis loop, propagating a negative slew rate, possibly causing the pancake effect. This is remedied by all pancake "roofers", no pun intended, to eat said pancakes prior to "roofing". The slew rate will get through the hysteresis loop, validating good shingles. That is all the clarification you need.

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Ice Cream has no bones

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42

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Personally, I'd have to say that since the sky is blue not grape-flavored, that the number would have to be 81 and a quarter....and a nickel

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Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts. Didily dee dee. Here they are standing in a row. Bum bum bum. Big ones small ones some as big as YOUR head!!!! So my answer would have to be..........................................................Grape.

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